[笨文] 改變高雄

小弟我之前在高雄住過好一陣子，之後流浪到南投去讀書，而最近畢業了，開開心心的回到深愛的南部
                                                                                
                                                                 
              
然後老朋友們就找我去大吃我家牛排。

                                                                               
吃著、聊著，好不開心，這時候我朋友說：
                                                                               
「ㄟㄟ！我現在家教班的同事，他是陳菊的特助耶！！」
                                                                               
「什麼！」「真的嗎？」「能要到花媽簽名嗎？」的小小驚嘆聲此起彼落
                                                                               
「對阿，所以大家要是覺得高雄有哪裡不好可以跟我講」

「然後我去跟他講，他就會轉達給陳菊了！」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
「鮭魚，你對高雄有什麼不滿的快跟我說喔」

                                                                               
老朋友邊搖著我的肩膀邊這樣問我
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
「呃……」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
結果我也不知道那時在誠實什麼
                                                                               
脫口就說出：
                                              
                                  
                                                                       
                                                                                
        「我覺得高雄太熱了…」
              

                                                                 
((￣▽￣”): …..
                                                                               
講出來後才發現陳菊應該幫不了我……